Figuring out what it’s all about


It has occurred to me over the last several weeks that I have a large case of arrested development.  I simply don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.  Once again, Netflix to the rescue!

Let me explain.  Over my eight-week incarceration ( the sentence was to eight weeks of extreme boredom for the crime of wearing stilts most of my life), I watched a lot of Netflix since I couldn’t do much else but beg my friends to make Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup runs to Fred’s from time to time.

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The evil nasty disgusting wallet thief


I am livid.  I want to kick an empty box or knife a pillow.  My friend got mugged in the most miserable, cowardly way possible and I want to go out and declare vigilantee law.

Here’s what happened to my wonderful sweet loving friend who would never hurt a soul and spends most of her days cooking food for her church members who have lost family members.

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