Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you don’t get to have the great time you were planning.
Suddenly, you have a contagious disease and no one wants to be around you. So you do what you can to salvage the day.
You eat the cake you were planning to take to the party.! Oh yeah. This is much better than going to the party anyway.
All my friends are in West Point dressed like the living dead celebrating Halloween. I’m in front of the fire eating the treats, watching football. Now who do you think is smarter.
But yet, I was so looking forward to being a witch. Maybe I’m just too sweet to be a witch.
Lucky Dawg and Rebel are trick or treating as little devils this year…little devils with tomato red hair. Hope your Halloween is fun and safe.
You may have already seen some of these. They are reportedly taken from actual notes made on hospital charts from across the country. Makes you want to stay well:
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
3. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
Have you ever unloaded your groceries and deposited stuff in the fridge along with your cell phone? I have, and the fridge is the first place I look when I misplace my phone.
I am chronically driven to distraction and have a sneaky suspicion that I have a touch of attention deficit disorder. It renders me scattered and disorganized – always rummaging around in search of keys, camera, shoes, etc. The older I get, the worse the disorder gets. Continue reading
My house could probably serve as a laboratory for research on the viability of outdated food products. I’m one of those homemakers who doesn’t throw anything away until it grows fur.
I also detest Jell-O. Stay with me here, there’s a meaningful connection.