I think this is a true story – certainly hope so.
It seems this Cajun guy from South Louisiana died and was condemned to eternity in hell.
The devil assigned him the usual punishment…put him in the mass pit where the heat was melting others.
The devil came back sometime later surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not even misting, much less sweating. "How come you’re not so much as sweating here where everyone else is screaming for relief from the heat?"