Archive for March, 2009

Plan your April Fool’s prank today

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

The airplane carrying the UF football team taxis through streams of water from fire trucks as part of the arrival ceremonies at the Fort Lauderdale / Hollywood International Jet Center on Friday, January 2, 2009 (Harrison Diamond / Alligator Staff).

Growing up in West Point, Mississippi, in the 1950s was a magical time.

One of my favorite non-serious holidays was April 1.  Henry Harris, the editor of our local newspaper loved to pull pranks on the community and he usually “got us!” (more…)

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Oh, for a cabin in the woods….

Monday, March 30th, 2009

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There it is.  My dream home – a small, cozy log cabin in the woods where I can do nothing in particular all day long.  Yesterday I found it.  Unfortunately, it was hand-built by one of my favorite people – Robert Harrell, and he’s not about to part with it. (more…)

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Cake decorating not my sport

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

me and b and cake

Okay, so I’ll never be a contender for the Betty Crocker award for cake decorating, but at least I keep trying.  Two out of three guests recognized what the cake was supposed to be – a BEER MUG. If you kind of squint and look out of the corner of your eye, can’t you see it too? Sort of? (more…)

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Now I know what I want to be when I grow up

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

adults at play

I’ve spent most of my adult life trying to stuff myself into one career or another.

Over the past 30 years I’ve tried without success to a banker, a newspaper reporter, president of an insurance company, a waitress, a store clerk, a magazine editor and a general flunky for three non-profit corporations.  (more…)

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Do you want fries with that?

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Today I’m celebrating . . .  Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day

03272007dm.jpgWell, actually the official day was yesterday but as usual I’m running a tad behind.
Now who can forget those great country music ditties like “Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart” by Johnny Cash? Or “Everytime I Itch I Wind Up Scratching You” by the one and only Glen Campbell? Or how about Kenny Chesney’s “Being Drunk’s a Lot Like Loving You and It’s Sending Me Straight to Rehab!.” (more…)

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