A whole new language

seniors

Since more and more Seniors are e-mailing, chatting, texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you…

ATD: At the Doctor

BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral

BTW: Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You at the Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

ROFL… CGU: Rolling On the Floor Laughing…. Can’t Get Up

TTYL: Talk to You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet the Furniture Again

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

One thought on “A whole new language

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *