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Ah, beauty shall be mine at last!

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

beauty cream 007

It’s all because my remote control battery died.

I leave my television on all night, and awake from time to time to see some fascinating documentaries - until early morning when the infomercials set in.

About seven days ago, my remote battery up and died, and I was too lazy and sleepy to get up and change the channel. (more…)

New exercise program to try

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

super gym
None of this stuff is necessary….

My new friend, Dr. Morse, sent me the following exercise program he recommends for people over 50.

“Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. (more…)

Country folks go to town

Monday, December 1st, 2008

budda hands

City dweller Will Jones is pictured with his grandfather, Dr. Tom Braddock, in Whole Foods Market. They are each holding a type of lemon known as “Buddha Hands.”______________________

I felt like shouting, “Well, Gawlee! Wouldju, lookit this. A lemon what has fingers!”

Okay so we weren’t quite that bad, but almost. My Dad and I drove to the Music City (Nashville) to spend some time with my son who has become a bonified city slicker. He had things in his refrigerator I couldn’t even pronounce. (more…)

Terrified of Alzheimer’s? Here are some steps to take

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008


Practically everyone I know has been touched by Alzheimer’s disease on one way or another. Either a friend’s parents or maybe your own may be showing signs of forgetfulness and others may have been diagnosed with a full blown case.

We are living longer and chances of developing dementia or Alzheimer’s are frightening. I live alone, and terrified of these conditions since I may not know if I’m headed in that direction. I’ve warned all my friends to call my sons at once if they see me wearing my clothes on backwards or other strange behavior. My friend, Barbara, replied “When have you NOT exhibited strange behavior.” (more…)

Feng Shui (if you’re going to be away)

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

bear guarding home

I happen to be the slightest bit superstitious, so when I hear of some old wives tale or voodoo maneuver that promises to create better karma in my life, I don’t see the harm in storing up an extra bit of insurance for good luck.

However, I AM getting a bit tired of vacuuming up the salt I throw over my shoulder when I’m cooking, and I don’t even remember why I do it - I guess the same reason I won’t pick up a stray penny with “tails” up.

bear paws Anyway, here’s my feng shui tip of the day:

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