By now you may know Oprah will announce today that she is taking her show and going to the house.
Martha Stewart, art thou listening? You’ve hung around way too long and paradise is beginning to, well, SMELL! Not a good thing.
At least once a day, the queen comes on and insists making something like pecan martinis in a shaker or parsnip cupcakes in the blender – so of course, you are rescued from actually having to hear her voice.
The funniest one had her explaining how to hot glue rhinestones to her ankle bracelet. HELLO. Would someone please inform her we cannot SEE her on the radio!
She takes no responsibility for her actions. She berated her competition – specifically Rachel Ray – who she said cannot measure up to the ubiquitous Martha Stewart standards.
I can tell you with whom I’m rather spend Thanksgiving! It ain’t Martha.
Standards, Martha? Nada, you second rate jailbird. I’m sick of looking up your nose as you show us how to cook and decorate with Snoop Dog at your side panting like a little puppy. Just what I always wanted – a rapper in my kitchen to help me prepare the Thanksgiving dressing.
The world would be a better place without people like Martha Stewart. Oh, and Dr. Phil.
Oh, my gosh, I’ve worked myself into a frenzy. Sorry if you’re a Martha Stewart devotee. But I had to get that off my chest. Now I can go back to stenciling turkeys on the dining room mantle.