This just in from my friend Stan Maynard
”Okay Senior Citizens/Senior Friends. I know you would like to start
texting, if you are not already doing so, and find that you have to learn
a new language or code, it appears, that the younger generations are
using. So, below is our own texting codes so you can feel comfortable
and not embarrassed when you text. Thank me later!." Stan.
Texting for Seniors
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:Got Heartburn Agai
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?