Here I go…I’m stepping on the scales!

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I’m worried about my girlish figure. These scales are so scarry.

I heard it on the news, so it must be true: The average American gains one pound during the period beginning with Thanksgiving and ending with New Years Day. I just ate the rest of Emily’s dressing. 

Here goes.  What!  I gained three pounds.  That’s about half my weight!

Oh, I’ve gotta take a nap

Get out of there Lucky Dawg, while you still have a chance!

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