My friend, Martha, sent me the following information which I’ve been pondering since I tipped past the middle ages.
Apparently the AARP has come up with some answers.
Q. Where can men over the of 60 find younger sexy women?
A. Try a library – under fiction.
Q. What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A. Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you’ll have a place to live.
Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus husband.
A. Tell him you’re pregnant.
A. Take off your glasses.
Q. Where can you look to find your glasses?
A. On your forehead.
Q. Why should 60-plus year old people use valet services?
A. Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Unfortunately, all of the above are dead on.