Important information for seniors

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My friend, Martha, sent me the following information which I’ve been pondering since I tipped past the middle ages.

Apparently the AARP has come up with some answers.

Q.  Where can men over the of 60 find younger sexy women?

A.  Try a library – under fiction.

Q.  What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A.  Keep busy.  If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you’re done, you’ll have a place to live.

Q.  How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus husband.

A. Tell him you’re pregnant.

where_are_my_glasses Q.  How can you avoid those dreaded elderly wrinkles?

A.  Take off your glasses.

Q.  Where can you look to find your glasses?

A.  On your forehead. 

Q.  Why should 60-plus year old people use valet services?

A.  Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Unfortunately, all of the above are dead on. 

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