Several of my girlfriends celebrated Mardi Gras today even though Fat Tuesday is still a week away.
We enjoyed an afternoon of “girl talk” and it reminds me how nice it is to be of the female persuasion.
Here are a few reasons why:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare men with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don ‘t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
7. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
8.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
9. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren’t listening anyway.