Miracle on Green Street


As long as I can remember, my secret dream has been to experience a white Christmas – not fame or fortune or true love -just a white Christmas.  I don’t ask for much.

Bing Crosby The Voice of Christmas [front]

I grew up listening to my mother’s old 78 record collection of Christmas favorites. The absolute best was  Bing Crosby’s  “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas.” It still brings tears to my eyes.

Frequently, the needle would get stuck on the turntable and Bing would repeat over and over “May your days, may your days, may your days”…until we would give it a bump, and he would add “be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white, white, white, white (stuck again).”

Mother said it wasn’t likely that conditions would ever come together to have a white Christmas in Mississippi, since we rarely got a couple of good snows each decade, and they usually came in January or February.

Imagine my delight when I got up Christmas morning and snow was falling like a ticker tape at Macy’s parade!  And it was even “sticking” in some places.

I went out and collected all I could find to make snowballs for my children who were still sleeping, snug in their beds with visions of smart phones and mini camcorders in their heads.

Now, I must tell you that my “children” are now in their 30s, but they magically reverted to my babies when they saw the snow.  We frolicked around and took pictures and declared we would never forget this Christmas.

Now to the miracle part…Frigid temperatures set in after the snow.

Several years ago, I installed a small green house for my special plants. On Christmas Eve, I removed the heater and put in a sprinkler to water the plants.  I forgot all  about the heater and left it in the rain and snow.

My son discovered what I had done and warned me never to hook the heater up again or it would ”fry me.”  In fact he went and threw the heater in the garbage.

Today, temperatures were plunging to the 20s.  I pulled the heater out of the garbage.  I walked over to Brenda’s to see if I could get a witness in case I “got fried.” (She has plants in my greenhouse too.)

Brenda and her husband David came over to see if we could  make the heater functional again. We got out my fire extinguisher and prepared for the worst.  As Brenda  put in the plug, David yelled “Boom!” I thought I was dead and  fell back on my posterior onto the hard wood floor.

I figured I would never walk again since I have this ruptured disc thing going on. David pulled  me up and I started to slug him. Then I hugged him – I had no more pain and was almost like a regular person again. Perhaps the fall  shoved that disc thing back in its place.

Maybe I won’t need surgery after all.  And my plants are toasty warm.  All is well in my world.

6 thoughts on “Miracle on Green Street

  1. Keep us posted — If landing on your posterior really helped, you may have discovered a new cure for herniated discs! Or else you killed the nerves that feel the pain?

  2. Exactly Helen. It’s been four hours and I’m still pain free. I told David he could earn a fortune just scarring people to death. He called me a few minutes ago and said “Boo” – I told him to save it for others in pain.

  3. Even a blind hog finds a acorn every now and then………..
    Merry Christmas, and I hope your pain free for at least the rest of the year.

  4. Emily, you are so funny, loved the White Christmas article. Glad your back is so much better and your plants are warm and cozy. Have a great New Years. MM

  5. Happy New Year to you! Anticipating a warm and cozy New Year by the fire. Remember the old days when we went out and danced the night away and threw confetti at midnight and kissed all the boys? And felt horrible the next day? Thank goodness I don’t feel like doing that any more. Braddock gave me some pink Uggs and a matching fleecy pink robe. I’ll be wearing them for the next two days. Maybe forever.

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