I discovered a whole line of products for “Aging Hair.” Now, mind you, I’m not aging, but my hair seems to be.
One of the new products promised to “create bouncy body and movement.” Of course, it’s color safe. (Well, Naturally!)
So I plunked down $9.99 and rushed home to fight my aging hair. It smells a lot like Vodka and the instructions are written in such small print I couldn’t make them out. But it contains a lot of ingredients you can’t pronounce. It must be good!