Join me in a toast


My local newspaper asked me to make some predictions for 2010. Sorry, I said. My crystal ball is in the shop.

But I can shoot a few from the hip.  There will be pestilence in the Middle East and muggings in Philadelphia.  There will be an earthquake somewhere in the world and a snow storm tonight in America.

I will have 1,000 senior moments and remember less than a dozen. I will pitch out all my chips and cookies at 11:59 p.m. tonight, and go out and retrieve them from the trash at 4:30 p.m. tomorrow afternoon.  The only thing I will leave in the garbage is my half gallon of Mexican Praline ice cream because it will be all melted into the coffee grounds.

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