Today is the fifth of May or Cinco de Mayo. A lesser known observance for this day is “The Great American Grump Out.”
All sour pusses are asked to suck it up and refrain from getting your grump on — at least for 24 hours.
That includes no grumping, no frowning, no grousing, complaining, punching,
slapping, hitting or killing. FOR ONE WHOLE DAY.
Today you are asked once again to knock it off with your grouchy thing and put a lid on it — just for 24 hours. (Not for a lifetime, just a mere 24 hours. If you get your 8 hours of sleep, that means you only have to go for 16 hours.)
After that you can go back to your old self again.