The woman who won the playoffs

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I knew the New Orleans Saints would win during the playoff between New Orleans and Detroit last night because I put a hoax on Detroit. I learned it from a comic book which I bought for a dime at the local library.

It told me that all you need to do to create a miracle is to turn your pockets inside out and walk down six steps backwards. Make a wish, and it will come true. The Saints were behind and it was time for drastic measures.

So I turned my pockets inside out, but I only have five steps on my porch. When I got to the bottom I just took a dive into the azaleas.

It worked. When I got back inside, the Saints were back on top. Super Bowl, here we come!

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