….I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
….I had amnesia once — or twice.
….Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
….All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
….If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
….One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
….I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
….The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
….Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants on.
….Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
….Hopefully I’ll figure this out in 2011. Thanks Jeri. Now I know I’m not crazy after all.