I was spouting off about some injustice I felt, and my friend Marie gave me some great advice.  It went like this…

“Stick your head in the commode, count to 3, then flushhhhhhhhhh! haha.” Gosh, I really didn’t know….but I tried it and it didn’t work.

She forgot an important part of the instructions.

You must scream out loud, THEN flush.  I do feel better.

Thanks Marie.  You always know what to do.  Could you call 911?