Oh, the horror of it!

Toilet_Paper_RollToilet paper porn (left)

To distract myself from the torture of riding the elliptical machine each morning at my gym, I switch back and forth between the 15 television sets provided along the front wall.

Commercials have become my most fascinating amusement.

Today I saw an ad for, hands down, the most ludicrous of all useless household items – a dress (or suit depending on the sex of your roll) for your toilet paper which apparently someone has decided should never be left “naked.”

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